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Introducing the first Tumblr starring my hilariously mischievous baby!
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Following the announcement of an exciting new non-arts-related gig, I now invite you to read up on T.S. Elliot's fond career as a banker.
Extremely good news from the Department of Day Jobs and Income!
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. If you've got someone to make out with, may I recommend the following list of necessary items to really...
Here we have the makings of a fine zombie-shark tale.
This is the perfect year for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences to catch up on all their apology wins.
Weddings are better when you own the suit you wear.
My photo uploader has a convenient ALT attribute field I can fill in, but it's really in my best interests to keep ignoring it.
BEHOLD, THE YEAR'S FIRST TRULY GREAT NEW SITE.
SadBots: Dunes of Salt and Glass