Annual Haircut and Sideburn Readjustment

STYLIST: How would you like it today?
ME: Make me look like Justin Bieber, circa 1991.
STYLIST: Justin Bieber wasn’t born yet in 1991.
ME: Fine. Then make me look like a sea otter.
STYLIST: That I can do.

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