Operation: complete. Next steps: raise daughter, spring forward into the rest of life.
Poetry Book?
Brainfruit
Photo du Jour
Operation: Move to California as Soon as Possible
I’m from California. My wife is from California. We want our kid to be from California, too. It seems simple enough, except that we currently live in Chicago, Illinois.
The Emigration To California: The Middle Of Utah To Southern California
September 23, 2011
Farewell, Richfield. Sorry, Vegas, no time to lose. Hello again, California, it’s good to be back.
The Emigration To California: Denver To The Middle Of Utah
September 22, 2011
Richfield is the biggest city in central Utah, which doesn’t really matter much when you need to be somewhere besides central Utah.
The Emigration To California: Kansas City To Denver
September 21, 2011
Never, never, never purchase a burrito in the state of Kansas.
The Emigration To California: Chicago To Kansas City
September 20, 2011
On the road, only two days late. Hello, Middle America.
The Emigration To California: Trying To Leave Chicago
September 19, 2011
Leaving is harder than it seems.
The Emigration To California: Prologue
September 18, 2011
Life was just fine until the best thing ever came along and ruined it all.
I Don’t Get Lost, I Go Exploring
May 13, 2011
Chicago’s Northwest Suburbs are a twisted labyrinth of dark, winding roads.
Sharkblog: OrsonSharktopus vs. HydraHeston (Synopsis)
May 2, 2011
Whatever you think this is, you’re right.
Style Matters
March 26, 2011
Moving forward, I shall endeavor not to begin any blog posts with one-letter words.