Yahoo! News is occasionally good for something, and it’s stuff like this.
Read the article and you’ll probably be saddened to learn that the albino cyclops shark they found was found already dead. They also state it would be unlikely for this shark to survive at all outside the womb.
But thanks to movies, we can have a humongous, glowing Albino Cyclops shark monster eating up some unsuspecting harbor town with five-foot-long, diamond-studded teeth and laser bolts from its eye. I’ll work it in somewhere if I can into my lineup of projects, but if there are any full-time screenwriters out there who can make this happen, I guarantee there is an audience for this.