SHARKBLOG: Sharkdroid Is Nigh

How Sharks Go Fast – ScienceNOW.

Do yourself a favor and read this article.  It’s completely bad-ass.  Some biomechanical researcher has been studying sharks’ tails and how they operate.

What’s so bad-ass about some nature scientist’s findings, you say?  Well, I’ll tell you.  Firstly: rainbow water swirls. Secondly: when you study the biomechanics of biological sharks, this leads directly to mechanical sharks.  In otherwords, sharkdroids.  It’s a shark.  It’s a droid.  It’s a robotic goddamn shark.

And I was searching for the perfect epic foe to battle Orsonsharktopus for one final sequel in Japan.  It’s so obvious to me now.  A GIANT ROBOTIC SHARK WITH THE HEAD AND MIND OF BRENT SPINER.  Orsonsharktopus vs. Sharkdroid.  It’s perfect.

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