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Dunkleosteus was the largest fish the world had ever known. And she was beautiful.
Tags: Hybrid madness, Orsonsharktopus, Sharkety shark, Working all the timePosted in Big thoughts, Sharkblog | No Comments »
Some biomechanical researcher has been studying sharks’ tails and how they operate. This spells certain doom.
Tags: Hybrid madness, Orsonsharktopus, Sharkety sharkPosted in Big thoughts, Sharkblog | No Comments »
Mustachioed sharks, it occurs to me, are sorely lacking in our culture’s literary & cinematic cannon.
Tags: Beard vs. Mustache, Movember, Orsonsharktopus, Sharkety sharkPosted in Big thoughts, Sharkblog | No Comments »
Barry Manilodon is a massive, ancient sea beast with broad pop sensibilities and jaws that could swallow a Volkswagen.
Tags: Hybrid madness, Orsonsharktopus, Sharkety shark, Working all the timePosted in Big thoughts, Sharkblog | 4 Comments »
Eleven days since my official launch, and what have I got to show for it? Oh, just a really cool graph, that’s all.
Tags: Algorithm is gonna get you, Babe, Orsonsharktopus, Publishing grub, Sharkety sharkPosted in Big thoughts, Internuts and bolts - SEO and social media, Operation: Eggbert, Sharkblog | 2 Comments »
Whatever you think this is, you’re right.
Tags: Beard vs. Mustache, Hybrid madness, Orsonsharktopus, Sharkety sharkPosted in Big thoughts, Operation: Move to California as Soon as Possible, Sharkblog | 2 Comments »
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